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September 23rd 2014 213,717 notes
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proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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September 23rd 2014 40,247 notes
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iamwizz:

someone catfish me plz so i can get on Mtv and promote my mixtape

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September 23rd 2014 28,111 notes
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slayboybunny:

date someone who makes you feel like Everytime We Touch by Cascada on the inside 

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September 23rd 2014 315,376 notes
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September 23rd 2014 22,016 notes
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September 23rd 2014 180,295 notes
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damittromney:

my-name-is-long:

damittromney:

next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital

Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.

whAT THE FUCK

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September 23rd 2014 40,671 notes
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September 23rd 2014 10,555 notes
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gerardwaysgay:

flightless-massacre:

Damn son

thIS IS THE HOTTEST THING I’VE EVEr sEEN IN MY LIFE

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September 23rd 2014 30,928 notes
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mods are asleep post fat beagle

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September 23rd 2014 535,525 notes
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tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

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September 23rd 2014 1,702 notes
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September 23rd 2014 740,266 notes
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prettymuchdone:

“ok” and “okay” sound different in my head

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September 23rd 2014 126,012 notes
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hkirkh:

Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

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September 23rd 2014 99,818 notes
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bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

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September 23rd 2014 86,985 notes
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smartgirlsattheparty:

zimbolt:

KILLED IT

Mic Drop. 

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